I got 9 problems but a beard ain’t one.
"Hi, my name is ______, and I can't grow a beard."
Welcome to our support group. We understand your pain.
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1) The biggest problem is the Internet - and everyone you know - glorifies beards.
Basically every BuzzFeed article about facial hair in existence.
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2) You feel like you're the only guy you know who can't grow one.
*brb crying forever alone*
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3) Because you're a long term sufferer of Eternal Boy Face Syndrome.
With no beard to catch your tears.
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